Your thoughts on cats as companions?
stormpooper askedThey tend to keep to keep to themselves, which is how I am too, making them fine as companions.
-SH
Posted 22 hours ago
thescienceofdeduction started following you
Hey there.
The first three things that will, subconsciously or not, race through a human’s mind at first sight of something, are: ‘Can I eat it’, ‘Can it eat me’, and ‘Can I have sex with it’.
As I am not a cannibal, and neither are you, I’ll say this as simply as possible: I will not have sex with you.
…
Okay, one, that’s just freaky.
And two, what makes you think I’d wanna have sex with you?
Nothing, of course. Just human instinct.
Now, tell me, was it your mother or father which died?
Yeah, right.
That is none of your business.
Just tell me.
Mother first.
If you really need to know.
I was right! Aha!
…What the hell? What do you mean ‘you were right?’
I deduced it.
Posted 1 day ago
thescienceofdeduction started following you
Hey there.
The first three things that will, subconsciously or not, race through a human’s mind at first sight of something, are: ‘Can I eat it’, ‘Can it eat me’, and ‘Can I have sex with it’.
As I am not a cannibal, and neither are you, I’ll say this as simply as possible: I will not have sex with you.
…
Okay, one, that’s just freaky.
And two, what makes you think I’d wanna have sex with you?
Nothing, of course. Just human instinct.
Now, tell me, was it your mother or father which died?
Yeah, right.
That is none of your business.
Just tell me.
Mother first.
If you really need to know.
I was right! Aha!
Posted 1 day ago
thescienceofdeduction started following you
Hey there.
The first three things that will, subconsciously or not, race through a human’s mind at first sight of something, are: ‘Can I eat it’, ‘Can it eat me’, and ‘Can I have sex with it’.
As I am not a cannibal, and neither are you, I’ll say this as simply as possible: I will not have sex with you.
…
Okay, one, that’s just freaky.
And two, what makes you think I’d wanna have sex with you?
Nothing, of course. Just human instinct.
Now, tell me, was it your mother or father which died?
Yeah, right.
That is none of your business.
Just tell me.
Posted 1 day ago
thescienceofdeduction started following you
Hey there.
The first three things that will, subconsciously or not, race through a human’s mind at first sight of something, are: ‘Can I eat it’, ‘Can it eat me’, and ‘Can I have sex with it’.
As I am not a cannibal, and neither are you, I’ll say this as simply as possible: I will not have sex with you.
…
Okay, one, that’s just freaky.
And two, what makes you think I’d wanna have sex with you?
Nothing, of course. Just human instinct.
Now, tell me, was it your mother or father who died?
Posted 1 day ago
thescienceofdeduction started following you
Hey there.
The first three things that will, subconsciously or not, race through a human’s mind at first sight of something, are: ‘Can I eat it’, ‘Can it eat me’, and ‘Can I have sex with it’.
As I am not a cannibal, and neither are you, I’ll say this as simply as possible: I will not have sex with you.
Posted 2 months ago
I already told you. But did you listen? It's fun on my side. We don't only get to sit and watch, like all you on the side of the angels do - no, we get to be part of the act. Don't you miss it at all? Not the thrill of the chase, but the thrill of being chased and the pleasure which lies in knowing that noone will ever get to you. Just like noone ever gets to me. But, whatever floats your boat.. If you want to die, by all means, I will make it happen. -xx
askjim askedThe chase is what I seek, but chasing you is much more a thrill. Though should I repeat myself? I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one. I only want to die as much as you do.
-SH
Posted 2 months ago
Right then. The police won't let me in my own flat. I'm going out... Text me when they're gone. - JW
Anonymous askedThey’ll be an hour.
-SH
Posted 2 months ago
I am giving you an option, mon Sherly. You could join me. Though I already am unbeatable. I know you'd love to be on the fun side for once. I bet you know the other choice. Ms. Adler says hi. -xx
askjim askedWhy would I elect to join you, James? I know Ms. Adler says hi, she keeps texting me.
-SH
I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective.I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me.
